blackdragon1017:

fernoferocious:

Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren’t mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like.
What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a masterball with two of that Pokemon you love.
Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW SHINY!
Anything is possible when you train your pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I’m on a Rapidash.

I LOVE THE ACTUAL COMMERCAIL AND ALSO THANK FERN FOR MAKING MY NIGHT WITH SUCH LAUGHS!!!!!!!!!

I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing 
Just praying to a god that I don’t believe in 
Cos I got time while she got freedom 
Cos when a heart breaks no it don’t break even 

Her best days will be some of my worst 
She finally met a man that’s gonna put her 1st 
While I’m wide awake she’s no trouble sleeping 
Cos when a heart breaks no it don’t breakeven 

What am I suppose to do when the best part of me was always you 
What am I suppose to say when I’m all choked up and your ok 
I’m falling to pieces 
I’m falling to pieces 

They say bad things happen for a reason 
But not wise words gonna stop the bleeding 
Cos she’s moved on while I’m still grieving 
Cos when a heart breaks no it don’t breakeven 

What am I suppose to do when the best part of me was always you 
What am I suppose to say when I’m all choked up and your ok 
I’m falling to pieces 
I’m falling to pieces 
(One still in love while the other ones leaving 
Cos when a heart breaks no it don’t breakeven) 

You got his heart and my heart and none of the pain 
You took your suitcase, I took the blame. 
Now I’m tryna make sense of what little remains 
Cos you left me with no love, no love to my name. 

I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing 
Just praying to a god that I don’t believe in 
Cos I got time while she got freedom 
Cos when a heart breaks no it don’t break even 

What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you 
What am I suppose to say when I’m all choked up and your ok 
I’m falling to pieces 
I’m falling to pieces 
(One still in love while the other ones leaving 
Cos when a heart breaks no it don’t breakeven)

Cliche, but sums up the story of my fuckin life…

icanread:

(by lauraeatworld)

thingsgohazy:

luxembourg(via littlewolverine)

icanread:

(by personally)

(via icanread)

gunsandcigarettes:

Sometimes I don’t know what to think anymore. I don’t know what to believe. I don’t know who to listen to. I don’t know if i’m okay or not. I just don’t know. The only person I should listen to/believe/trust is myself. And that’s the honest truth. Because somehow, lifes gonna fuck you over. And it’s not gonna be pretty…

(via fuckyeahkh)

Mickey Mouse with a sword…..your fucked now

(via fuckyeahkh)

nickythinkstoomuch:

(via observando)

if i were rich to the point of it being ridiculous, i would have a ROOM full of those balls. imagine the fun!! :D

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